INTJ: I just stuck the end of my iPad charger in my coffee cup.
INTJ: It made a cute plopping noise.
INTP: Is the J turning into a P? That sounds like something I would do.
INTJ: No, my hand slipped.
INTP: Ah. I would have probably done it purposely while not really realizing what I was doing.
INTJ: Also my estimation of the fullness of the cup and the length of the cord was off.
INTJ: "I wonder if I can make really good coffee by plugging it into this outlet
here . . ."
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
INTP: "Hey, I just had this thought in the bathroom. If you were stranded in the desert or something and were starving and dehydrated, could you chop off your own arm, cauterize it immediately, and then eat it and drink the blood from your arm to stay alive?"
INTJ *thinks for a moment* "I don't think there is enough blood in your arm."
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Texting II
INTP: Is it illegal to order anything with a sharp edge that could be considered a weapon, from China?
INTP: Gah. You are not answering.
INTP: I am sitting here, with a bright light shining in my face, being interrogated, and I need to know if I have a legal leg to stand on.
INTP: Too late. I died. They skipped the trial.
INTP: *coffin emoticon*
INTJ: Google it.
INTJ: Then delete your history if you are worried.
INTP: Make sure my funeral consists of a boat, fire, and cremation. And swords. Don't forget to burn me with my sword.
INTJ: K
INTJ: Do I have to fill the boat with sticks first?
INTJ: Cloak Optional?
INTJ: How am I supposed to get the sword back?
INTP: Yes to both, but I would prefer my cloack be burned with me.
INTP: It is my sword, I burn with it.
INTJ: I put a lot of work into that sword and I hate swimming.
INTP: Go find Aithusa and make another.
INTJ: Your nice cloak burns or your nasty old one? I want the nice one.
INTP: GRRR. Fine.
INTJ: You won't know the difference.
INTP: How pragmatic of you. Yes I will.
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