INTP: *tries to dramatically flip invisible cloak*

INTP: *falls over*

INTJ: *laughs, keeps walking without waiting*

(Random conversation)

INTJ: "...Yeah, I don't even remember high school."

INTP: "I hated high school. Wait.... You don't remember high school?"

INTJ: "No."

INTP: How do you not remember that? I remember my own birth!" (The INTP looks at the INTJ incredulously.)

INTJ: "Really? Was it interesting?"

INTP: "Well, maybe not my birth, I think my earliest memory is from when I was around two. I remember people cooing at me and thrusting toys in my face. It was very upsetting.

INTP: *is reading Harry Potter for the first time and keeps reading the Weasley twins' antics aloud and laughing*

INTJ: *also laughing* ''So, are you going to join the Fred Weasley Death Denial Support Group when you finish it?"

INTP: "Yeah, I — what?! He dies?! I didn't know that!" *sarcastically* "Thanks a lot."

INTJ: ''I thought things that lived under rocks knew that!"

INTP: "WELL I DIDN'T.''

~ a few minutes later ~

INTJ: *slides over to INTP* "Hey, you wanna know what happens 
to Dumbledore —''

INTP: "NO.''

INTP: *driving*

INTJ: *thinking* ''Hmm, some road construction signs.'' *notices a trench across the road where it has been dug up and filled in with gravel* "I wonder if they will notice that." 

*car rapidly approaches trench*

INTP: *slams on brakes just before trench and bounces over it "^%*#! Where did that come from?! Why didn't you tell me?"

INTJ: ''I wondered if you would notice that." *laughs*

INTP: ''I was thinking.''

~ an hour later, coming back along the same road ~

INTP: *still driving*

INTJ: *still looking at the road construction signs* "I wonder if they will remember this bump in the road. Doesn't look good, though.''

INTP: *again slams on brakes just before the trench and bounces over it* "Oh hell, I did it again why didn't you tell me?"

INTJ: "I can't believe you did it again." *laughs even harder*