(Random conversation)

INTJ: "...Yeah, I don't even remember high school."

INTP: "I hated high school. Wait.... You don't remember high school?"

INTJ: "No."

INTP: How do you not remember that? I remember my own birth!" (The INTP looks at the INTJ incredulously.)

INTJ: "Really? Was it interesting?"

INTP: "Well, maybe not my birth, I think my earliest memory is from when I was around two. I remember people cooing at me and thrusting toys in my face. It was very upsetting.