INTP: *microwaving food* Hey, what's with that thing where animals explode if you microwave them?

INTJ: What?! That's stupid. When you put an animal in a microwave it becomes what is technically known as cooked. Why would it explode?

INTP: Live animals.

INTJ: I still don't see how it could explode.

INTP: Ah.

*short silence*

INTP: Actually the reason I ask is I know where there's a dead squirrel in the yard.

INTJ: Oh. Let's warm up the burritos first, and didn't you say it had to be a live animal?