INTP is sitting on the couch reading old blog posts and checking stats. Sees post about microwaving animals. Their eyes widen and abruptly throws self across the couch and shouts triumphantly in the general direction of the bathroom. "THEIR BLOOD BOILS!" Waits for response. 

INFJ, calmly from their wingback chair without looking up says: "INTJ is probably out taking care of the chickens."

INTP goes to the door and opens it, and screams: "THEY PROBABLY DO EXPLODE! THEIR BLOOD BOILS!"  Waits for response. Stomps out into the snow, shouting again while looking for INTJ. No response. Looks about. Rounds the shed and notices INTJ was within hearing distance but evidently ignoring INTP. INTP approaches and the INTJ is finally aware of words aimed in their general direction. INTP tries again. "Hey! Didn't you hear me? They DO explode! Their blood boils." INTP smirks triumphantly. 

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Meanwhile, the INTJ has grumpily gone outside and is wrestling with their task. They register a strange noise, but attribute it to some idiot yelling in the Christmas tree farm across the road and ignore it. When the shouting comes again, they begin mentally swearing about idiots who can't just pick a tree quietly.

The shouting becomes more distinct and is now recognizable as the INTP, but the INTJ is busy and lets the INTP approach to a more reasonable distance before beginning a conversation.

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INTP: GNKXKSORNFNKSKPAKDN!!!!

INTJ: WHAT?

INTP: (with a demented grin) Their blood boils!

INTJ: What?

INTP: Live animals. When you microwave them their blood boils and that's why they explode. Why were you ignoring me?

INTJ: I thought you were some idiot yelling in the tree farm.

INTP: *laughs*

INTJ: But why would the fact of the blood boiling make them explode?

INTP: *sags* Dunno.

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In the house, the INFJ sits in their chair, ignoring the texts from the Faerie Queen. It's been a busy day and more socialization is not appealing right now.