Slither

INTJ shows INTP a picture of a snake they found on the internet. "See? Snakes are cute. I want to get one."

INTP hisses incoherently at the picture.

INTJ: "It's cute!"

INTP: "Nooo."

INTJ: "They're cool!"

INTP: "Nooooo."

INTJ: "I didn't say you had to get one, I said I wanted one."

INTP: "Noooooooooooooooooo."

Midnight Snack

INTP and INTJ are sitting on the couch at around midnight, messing about on their tablets.

INTJ: "I'm hungry."

INTP makes random noise in agreement that vaguely approximates speech.

INTJ: "I suppose I could do something about it."

INTP: "Probably."

INTJ puts down tablet and starts to get up, then freezes at the edge of the sofa. "...Nope." INTJ says, and settles back into their former spot.

Desert

INTP is writing a story and is trying to decide which African* desert to strand their characters in.

INTJ: "You should choose the Gobi desert."

INTP: "Why?"

INTJ: "I just like the Gobi desert."

INTP: "Well, that's not in Afri-."

INTJ interrupts the oncoming babble with an emphatic chopping motion using both hands. "They have YAKS."

INTP: "But..."

INTJ: "YAKS."








*Condescending public service announcement from the INTP: Africa is a continent, not a country. Unless you are referring to SOUTH Africa. Which is the name of a country.*