Slither

INTJ shows INTP a picture of a snake they found on the internet. "See? Snakes are cute. I want to get one."

INTP hisses incoherently at the picture.

INTJ: "It's cute!"

INTP: "Nooo."

INTJ: "They're cool!"

INTP: "Nooooo."

INTJ: "I didn't say you had to get one, I said I wanted one."

INTP: "Noooooooooooooooooo."