Saturday, February 18, 2017

If You Value Your Lives

INTP kisses couch; "I don't want to leave this couch."

INTJ rolls eyes.

INTP: "I just had this mental image of me running down the road with the couch on my back, stealing it."

INTJ: "Mom would be running after you."

INTP laughs; "I suppose you would be too."

INTJ: "No, I'd be in the minicooper with my head stuck through the sunroof and a machine gun in my hands, right behind you."




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